A drunk gets up from the bar and heads to the bathroom. A few minutes later a loud bloodcurdling scream is heard. A few minutes after that, another loud scream echoes through the bar.
The bartender goes to investigate why the drunk is screaming. "Whats all the screaming about in there," he yells. "You're scaring my customers".
"Im just sitting here on the toilet, " slurs the drunk, "and every time i try to flush something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls. "
With that, the bartender looks in and says, " You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"B.